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thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

1 hour ago on May 26th | J | 411,975 notes

smashingdevotchka:

saltineofswing:

joonssound:

the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…

Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’

As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P

1 hour ago on May 26th | J | 189,908 notes

kriemhild-gretchen:

it’s funny how madoka thinks her pink ribbons are too flashy like girl your hair is fucking pink

1 hour ago on May 26th | J | 4,494 notes
sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

1 hour ago on May 26th | J | 206,724 notes

sleeplock:

i finished the cape, scarf, and wig for re!!! i am so proud of everything, i really think it all came out great and im so excited for him to get it in the mail c:

1 hour ago on May 26th | J | 4,914 notes

imageMake GIFs on gifyo!

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s33r-of-void:

zeezee-vonteese:

silentbutgolden:

arandomwhitedude:

What if you jizzed blood?

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But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.

Oh..

1 hour ago on May 25th | J | 13,833 notes
1 hour ago on May 25th | J | 16,542 notes
hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:


A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

1 hour ago on May 25th | J | 126,913 notes

OK SO I JUST WAS LOOKING AT THIS AND STARTED GIGGING BECAUSE IT MADE ME HAPPY AND MY DAD HEARD ME AND CAME DOWN TO CHECK ON ME AND IM IN MY CLOSET HIDING.

2 hours ago on May 25th | J | 2,277 notes